with child

Preschooler came up to me today…

kid:Do you have a child at home?
me: what?!
kid: Do you have a child?? at home?!
me: uh…no…lol… do I look like I would have a child at home?
kid: well aren’t you a mother?
me: no… do I look like a mother?
kid: so you really don’t have a child at home?
me:…no… how old do you think I am? Do you think I’m old enough to have a child?
kid: yes… but no, because you look younger than my mommy… so no child?
me: no……..
other kid: maybe it could still be in your stomach.
me: WHAT?!
other kid: well… that’s where babies come from! your stomach!

………kid was so insistent that I had a kid.

1 Comment

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  By Leaf, March 4, 2010 @ 9:59 am

  Maybe they think you’re nurturing and maternal? How old are the kids?

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