sums up my day

preschooler: *comes in from outside screaming*There’s something in my pants!There’s something in my pants!
me: What? Did you get a woodchip in your pants?
preschooler: I don’t know.*goes in stall* Oh come look!! There IS something in my pants!!
me: What is it?*now thinking it’s a bug*
preschooler: I don’t know
me: omg…you pooped in your pants!!
preschooler: ohh it’s everywhere!!
me: why aren’t you wearing underwear?!
preschooler: I don’t know… It was dirty this morning so I took it off.